Saturday 17 August 01:41 PM
No momma, it not because I a dog. Dat crazy. Every hooman loves dogs, especially floofs dogs. And I, da Hondo, is daaaaa floofest.
It because I never wearing SHOES dat I not allowed to go to all stores. It WORK! You see. Just takes me wiff you and I wears deese shoes and den I allowed everywhere and I can give licks and sniffs to a phousand hoomans. Yes yes.